Last night, "Wreck-It" Ralph was found back at his junkyard, crying because he was denied the medal he had most definitely deserved. Reportedly it was instead given to a plucky young redhead princess whose disappointing film turned out completely different than how it was originally advertised.

Seriously, the Academy needs to be slapped upside their cobweb-laden heads. They wouldn't know a good movie if one fell out of the sky, landed on their face and started to wiggle.


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